Death Battle: Battle of Gods - The Fight

Cin: The combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!

Zero: It's time for a Death Battle!

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Dan Hardcastle's house, Sometime in the past

Nerd Cubed sat alone, ready to record his new video where he killed everyone with Krillin, again! "Today, we are going to kill everyone with Krillin!" Dan shouted into his mic.

Meanwhile at Mr1upz house

Mr1upz screamed into the mic about "Walu-Fuckin'-Igi" bellowing "WALU-FUCKIN'-IGI! HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER IN ANYTHING EVER! HE CAN MAKE FOOD THAT GORDON RAMSAY WOULD LIKE!" 

But suddenly, Krillin mysteriously appeared in Mario Kart 8 and attacked Walu-Fuckin'-Igi with a Destructo Disc, hitting his kart, the legendary racer said only one thing:

"WAH!" 

Fight!


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Jumping out of his kart, Waluigi hit Krillin with a kick, blasting him into the road, he swiftly leaped back into the kart and drove straight into Krillin, he hit so hard in fact that they ended into another fucking dimension, which just happened to be Remnant (because we all know that wormholes only go there), Krillin groaned as the kart smashed him through building after building. 

Flying away, Krillin threw up the kart, hitting it with small blast after small blast, but Waluigi wasn't going to stand by and let this happen, he summoned three green shells, throwing them at Krillin, who dodged them by just standing there. Krillin backed up firing a Kamehameha, which The Foundation of Acceleration dodged with ease.

Powering up his kart, Waluigi went at speeds not seeable by the human eye, ramming into Krillin, he drove through building after building, including Beacon Academy, before another magical wormhole opened up, sending them both to that generic DBZ green place where the fights take place.

Krillin once again flew away from the vehicle, firing small blasts at Waluigi, who responded with a red shell, a red shell that hit Krillin in his lower torso (not gonna call it the stomach anymore kek) sending him into a generic mountain, which exploded on impact, Krillin no-sold it almost better than John Cena would.

Getting out his kart because he can, Wal-Fucking-igi casually lifted up a mountain, tossing it at Krillin, who destroyed it with a mountain blast (screw you everyone who's not mountain level), summoning his amazing tennis racket, Waluigi bashed Krillin with it so hard the shockwave destroyed the world, but they were quickly transported to another world.

The new world seemed to be Bowser's castle, Krillin suddenly turned red, he was using the "I'm a lot stronger and you can't really do anything to me" mode, Waluigi tried to smack him with his tennis racket, but Krillin just grabbed it and snapped it in half, and proceeded to punch Waluigi through the walls of the castle.

Waluigi's finger pointed to the ground, it exploded, the explosion destroyed the castle, but Krillin was unharmed, Krillin flew at Waluigi, hitting him with punch's and kicks, before blasting him away with a Kamehameha. Waluigi laughed it off, summoning and firing several red shells at Krillin, all of which hit.

Another wormhole opened up, this time transporting them to a WWE ring for some unknown reason, Waluigi threw a punch with his lanky arm, a punch that was blocked by Krillin's wrist, who fired Waluigi in the lower torso with a small blast, he then teleported to Walu-Fuckin'-Igi, hitting his face with a brutal kick.

The sexy beast, Waluigi went straight through the ring, where he found a steel chair, he leaped up, hitting Krillin across the head with the chair, his body flying into the crowd, the stadium exploded, although, it didn't affect the master of sexiness that is Krillin, who threw a mighty punch at Walu-Fuckin'-Igi, blasting him into a skyscraper.

Krillin charged back at Waluigi (I'm running out of synonyms for ran at) he grabbed the head of The Sexiest Thing Alive, putting his body through several skyscrapers (Like Superman did to Saitama in that OMM but with mountains, remember?) Walu-Fuckin'-Igi threw a mighty punch that was equal to Saitama's serious punch, Krillin crashed into the city like a comet, it exploded.

Looking down at the city, Waluigi said one thing, "WALUIGI! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!" he also did a crotch chop but that's not important.

But despite using Saitama's serious punch, which should have one punched everyone (it's not like that only applies to his Universe or anything) Krillin flew back up, unharmed, "WAH?" Asked Waluigi, deciding he had to take it up a notch, the Chaos Emerald's began to surround him, the flew into him (that's how they work, I think) and turned every part of him golden.


(Edgy)

He was now Super Waluigi, Krillin tried a Kamehameha but the sexy beast didn't even flinch as he was completely invincible (it's not like that's an NLF or anything) lifting his leg up, Waluigi delivered a big kick to the jaw of Krillin, who was launched up, flying up, Waluigi hit a HUGE combo of uppercuts, punches, kicks and other strikes that aren't important now. Walu-Fuckin'-Igi fired a Demonic Piercing Light Murder Gun from his finger, launching Krillin into the ground, the impact forming a creator (Holy fuck, I did a paragraph longer than 3 lines?)



Grabbing his NLF canon out of nowhere, The Sexy Beast fired Ganondorf at the poor Krillin, Krillin tried to kill him, but no Holy Weapons so Ganon wins lol. He then fired Superman's infinite power out of the canon, blasting Krillin into the Moon, which exploded because I love destruction.

Waluigi's super form ran out but he thought he didn't need it, he quickly got into his kart, drove into space somehow and hit Krillin once again, blasting them into another fucking dimension. This time: Green Hill Zone. Krillin grabbed Waluigi's head, yanking him out of the Kart, Krillin threw him into one of those ring things that Sonic runs on which obviously exploded.

Picking his NLF canon back up, Waluigi fired Saitama's power at Krillin, who charged a Kamehameha between his hands, he fired it at the beam of Saitama's power, but since Saitama can One Punch everything, he overpowered the Kamehameha, the beam of Saitama hitting Krillin and blasting him into the fucking Sun.

Using his Kart, Waluigi drove to the Sun, before blowing it up because he fucking can, somehow, Krillin was unharmed and so was the Solar System. Once again driving into Krillin, the sexy beast drove through all the planets in the Solar System, before driving into another fucking dimension again.

Marcus VS Tai

Wait, this fight was shit, not this one.

Stealth Elf VS Sam Fisher

This fight was just dialogue for like 90% of the "battle" not this one.

Asuka VS Sakura

This one was too short.

Asuka VS Batman

Eh, this one's okay I guess.

Asuka did some type of kick, The Godamn Batman blocked it because he's the Godamn Batman, but Walu-Fuckin'-Igi appeared out of nowhere, killing both with his sexiness. Krillin threw a Skyscraper at Walu-Fuckin'-Igi but who did he think he was? Sub-Zero? Those building level attacks weren't going to work on Waluigi!

Driving into Krillin... again, they were transported to that lava planet in Star Wars: Episode 3, you know, the one where Anakin and Obi-Wan were fighting? That one, "YOU CANNOT WIN ANAKIN! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!" The old bastard shouted before both were killed by Waluigi's sexiness.

Krillin landed on one of the platforms, as did Walu-Fuckin'-Igi, who pulled out a Lightsaber, it was on or something.



Firing a small blast at Waluigi, he blocked with his Lightsaber because it can totally do that, anyways, Krillin went for a kick but the Lightsaber blocked him as Lightsabers can block anything, I think. Charging up his energy, Krillin flew at Waluigi who stopped time just to replicate that scene from Meta VS Carolina. You know the one.


(This one, in case you forgot)

Swinging the lightsaber again, Krillin was blasted into the lava but nonchalantly flew out of it, firing small blasts at Waluigi, which were reflected at Krillin, who took them without a scratch. Throwing a mighty punch, Krillin was blocked by a lightsaber because you try to punch a blade of plasma and see how that turns out.

Waluigi unleashed a fury of Lightsaber slashes, all of them hurting more than the rest, somehow. He'd had enough, Krillin flew up a Destructo Disc charging in his hand, he threw several Destructo Discs, all of which Walu-Fuckin'-Igi dodged, he grabbed an HF blade and began to slash Krillin.

He slashed Krillin so hard in fact, that they were both transported to another fucking dimension, again. But on the bright side, Krillin was actually hurt this time. Where were they this time? The Neatherrealm. Waluigi teleported Krillin into a pool of lava, which didn't kill him, as he just flew out like the stoic idiot he is.

Once again leaping up, Walu-Fuckin'-Igi leg stamped down on Krillin's bald head, blasting him back into the lava. As he kept on flying back into Waluigi's feet, this happened over and over and over and over and over(watch) until Krillin realized he had hands and grabbed Walu-Fuckin'-Igi's leg, spinning him around and throwing him onto a rock platform. 

Waluigi grabbed his tennis racket, smacking Krillin around, he smashed him in the jaw, his body flying upwards, Krillin flew down, bending the tennis racket in half. Which wasn't a problem because Walu-Fuckin'-Igi can do basically anything, so he summoned another tennis racket. 

Jumping up, Waluigi landed on Krillin's head, burying him in the platform, he kept kicking him, but Krillin easily escaped. Teleporting behind Waluigi, Krillin kicked him into lava. Waluigi drove out of the lava because he fucking can, hitting Krillin, they both were transported to another dimension, this time the bridge stage from Mortal Kombat X.





A blue aura appeared around Krillin, he turned blue, he had unlocked his potential.

Round 2!

Go!

Rushing at Waluigi, Krillin began to work his bollocks, he hit Waluigi's bollocks like a beanbag, which finished with him hitting his bollocks with a powerful Ki blast. Which didn't seem to affect Walu-Fuckin'-Igi. Krillin groaned in annoyance, before hitting Waluigi with the Jean Punch as Waluigi did indeed wear jeans.


Wait, no he didn't!

Anyway, since the punch had no effect on Waluigi, he just laughed it off. Hitting Krillin with a brutal kick to the face, Walu-Fuckin'-Igi once again grabbed the NLF canon, blasting Krillin with Ganon's amazing durability, launching him into the water. He flew out, firing more small blasts which were dodged.

Walu-Fuckin'-Igi flew up, his fist ready, they two clashed in the air several times, the only thing visible were spots of purple and orange, the two crashed into the bridge at incredible speed, transporting them into another dimension. This time: a city made of LEGO for some reason. Grabbed a LEGO skyscraper, but it was destroyed in his hand by a small blast, small blocks flying everywhere.

A Kamehameha was fired from the hands of Krillin, the blast hitting Walu-Fuckin'-Igi, launching him across the LEGO city, Walu-Fuckin'-Igi flew, his fist enclosed, the fist hit Krillin, the shockwave destroying all of the Lego city. Teleporting behind Walu-Fuckin'-Igi, Krillin nailed a huge kick, blasting him into the ground, making a huge crater.

Of course, that didn't affect Walu-Fuckin'-Igi, who grabbed the Master Sword, which had "NLF Slayer" written on the side just in case you forgot what it does.


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They charged at each other, Krillin blocked the blade with his hand, Walu-Fuckin'-Igi kicked him in the lower torso, causing him to walk back, they teleported to above and began trading blows. The blade hitting Krillin with hundreds of slashes and Krillin hitting Walu-Fuckin'-Igi with hundreds of strikes (not going into details, this isn't Fryno VS Ghost Rider)

Walu-Fuckin'-Igi hit a brutal kick into Krillin's chest, before (take a shot when before is used) blasting him with the NLF canon. Nothing he seemed to do was working. He decided to use The Horn, he pressed The Horn the power of it destroying the fucking planet, still, nothing, Walu-Fuckin'-Igi got in his Kart driving into Krillin and entering another dimension.

This dimension? It was more of a realm, the Filthy Frank realm.

Destructo Discs flew at Walu-Fuckin'-Igi, he quickly dodged them, shouting "WAH!" as he did so, around seven red shells surrounded Waluigi, he fired them at Krillin, who, sticking his palm out, fired several Destructo Discs, they collided with the red shells, destroying both.

Teleporting in front of Walu-Fuckin'-Igi, Papa Franku interrupted the battle, throwing rice fields at both of them. The two sighed, they kicked the sexy beast into space so they could resume their battle. Krillin lifted his leg, the side of it smashing into the side of Waluigi's face, blasting him into a building.

But soon, that building was heading in Krillin's direction as the Foundation of Acceleration had thrown the building at him. Quickly reacting, Krillin destroyed the building with a Ki blast. He teleported behind Walu-Fuckin'-Igi nailing his back with a solid kick. In retaliation, Walu-Fuckin'-Igi punched the ground, the shockwave destroying the city but leaving Krillin unharmed.

Five Gaster Blasters pointed at Krillin, who destroyed them with a Ki blast. Both flew up, clashing in the air, the only visible thing from their clash-actually, screw it, not describing that again. Walu-Fuckin'-Igi grabbed the Outlier canon, firing it at Krillin, who blocked it with his arms.

The Outlier canon fired again, this time containing the power of Smoke's planet fatality (you know, it was in MK3?). The Outlier canon wasn't blocked this time, as it blasted Krillin into a whole other realm. Walu-Fuckin'-Igi once again began driving his Kart, traveling to that realm but it was just a desert.

Krillin fired Destructo Discs at the Kart, causing Walu-Fuckin'-Igi to fire back Red Shells. The red shells and Destructo Discs hit both fighters, with no lasting effect. Annoyed, Walu-Fuckin'-Igi jumped out his vehicle, he held his hand up to the sky, lightning poured from the sky, Thor's Hammer coming to his hand. 



Charging at Krillin, Walu-Fuckin'-Igi swung the hammer, nailing Krillin's torso. Could it be? Something that actually hurts Krillin? He fired shot after shot of lightning from the Hammer, each more painful than the last, wait, I've already used that, shit. Anyways, Krillin fired Destructo Discs at the sexy beast, all of them hurting, but not really that much.

The sexy beast teleported over to Krillin, hitting him with hammer swing after hammer swing. Lightning struck the poor bald human, although, it didn't seem to have any effect. Krillin flew fast, his fist in front of his face, however, Waluigi caught his fist, his hammer struck the jaw of Krillin.

Following up to the attack to the jaw, Waluigi beat the shit out of Krillin with his hammer, before he threw it away for some fucking reason. Waluigi delivered a brutal kick to Krillin's jaw, blasting him into the air. Leaping up, his leg smashed Krillin down to the ground, causing a huge crater to appear.

Walu-Fuckin'-Igi got in his Kart, it smashed into Krillin, they traveled to the final dimension...

Ben Signer's Room...



Walu-Fuckin'-Igi threw a punch, not looking up at Ben firing his Ego lasers out of eyes, both Krillin and Waluigi flew up, firing blasts at Ben, who roared in pain, he slammed his giant fist on the ground, destroying the house, Walu-Fuckin'-Igi and Krillin ran up his arm, both dropkicking him in the eyes.

Grabbing his NLF canon, Ben fired a giant laser out of, it hit the ground, exploding. Walu-Fuckin'-Igi jumped up, kicking Ben in the jaw, but his Ego which somehow affects the show's quality defended himself. Waluigi fired his own NLF canon, blasting Ben with Saitama's power, shouting "WAH!" as he did so.

Krillin fired several Destructo Discs at Ben, but he blocked them with his totally legit bias shield. And fired them back at Krillin and Walu-Fuckin'-Igi, which actually hurt them. Krillin blasted Ben with a Kamehameha, but of course, his non-existent DBZ bias meant it did no damage, Walu-Fuckin'-Igi drove straight into his nose but seemed to do nothing.

Grabbing Waluigi in his hand, he slammed his body into the ground, a huge shockwave appearing. Krillin fired several small blasts at the giant, all of which he laughed off. Teleporting behind Ben's head, Krillin nailed it with a huge kick, Walu-Fuckin'-Igi leaped up, smashing his nose with a punch.

Ben stumbled back, Krillin and Waluigi fired shells and blasts at him. They both punched him out of orbit, his body flying through the solar system, he went into the burning tennis ball known as the fucking Sun, which Walu-Fuckin'-Igi blew up, killing him, I think. Now they could get back to their fight.

Walu-Fuckin'-Igi got in his kart and drove into Krillin, transporting them to the final dimension, it was just a black void of nothing, perfect. Krillin threw the first punch, which Walu-Fuckin'-Igi dodged. Destructo Disc surrounded Krillin and Red Shells surrounded Walu-Fuckin'-Igi, the two collided, explosions everywhere.

Krillin charged up a Kamehameha before shortly releasing it, Walu-Fuckin'-Igi dodged, delivering the kick to the side of Krillin's bald head. Grabbing one of Waluigi's lanky legs, he span him around before throwing him into... well nothing. Waluigi grabbed a shotgun firing at Krillin, which was pretty useless, all things considered.

Flying at Waluigi, Krillin bent the shotgun over his knee, punching Walu-Fuckin'-Igi in the face, he delivered several hard knees to the lower torso of Waluigi, "WAH!" Shouted Waluigi. Once again grabbing Thor's hammer, Walu-Fuckin'-Igi nailed Krillin further into the nothingness, he fired bolts of lightning at the bald one.

Green shells fired at Krillin, who blew them all up with a simple small blast. Waluigi grabbed his lightsaber, slashing Krillin repeatedly with it, to no real effect. Gaster blasters surrounded Krillin, firing at him, they did jack shit but they were still here. "WAH?" Bellowed Waluigi grabbing his tennis racket.

Smacking Krillin further into the abyss with the tennis racket. Walu-Fuckin'-Igi teleported behind him, his tennis racket smashing his chest. The leg of Walu-Fuckin'-Igi crashed into Krillin's jaw, launching him upwards, Walu-Fuckin'-Igi hit his head with hundreds of kicks, this was it, Krillin was done, he knew that he thought of his-you know what? Emotional moments are overdone, the final kick broke Krillin's neck, his dead body falling to the ground.

"WALUIGI! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!"

KO!

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Zero: Well that was anti-climatic.

Cin: Krillin may have been strong, but not close to Walu-Fuckin'-Igi, the dude can do whatever he wants, that includes just making himself stronger, faster and more durable than Krillin.

Ruby: Better increase the owned counter.

Cin: The winner is Walu-Fuckin'-Igi.

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But, wait. It's not over.

Suddendly, Krillin spung to life, "WAH?" Walu-Fuckin'-Igi questioned.



Walu-Fuckin'-Igi threw another soild punch, it landed on Krillin's face but didn't do anything, using all of his power, Krillin hit a kick that launched Waluigi into the air, "NO MORE HOLDING BACK!" Krillin shouted, hitting Waluigi with a kick to his chest. "NO MORE LIMITS!" Bellowed the Baldy.

"AND MOST IMPORTANTLY! NO MORE WALU-FUCKIN'-IGI!" Exclaimed Krillin, firing almost millions of small blasts of his hands, before a massive Kamehameha blasted Waluigi. Krillin hit Waluigi with a fury of kicks, knees and punchs. He swiftly cupped his hands firing a small Kamehameha.

Waluigi quickly picked up his hammer, attempting to hit the face of Krillin, he scofted, grabbing the wrist of Walu-Fuckin'-Igi, "FUCK YOUR HAMMER!" Krillin shouted, slaming the hammer into his lower torso. Krillin held up the hammer, doing what Waluigi had done to him, beat the shit of him with it.

Millions of hammer strikes nailed Waluigi, lightning shot out of it. Zapping Waluigi, he bent the hammer in half. Taking advantage Walu-Fuckin'-Igi delivered the hardest kick he could to the side of Krillin's head, Krillin laughed, grabbing Waluigi's leg and violently ripping it off, he smacked Waluigi with his own leg.

"I'LL BRAKE YOUR FUCKING NECK, WALUIGI!"

Destructo Discs, much, much more powerful than before flew at Walu-Fuckin'-Igi. "TRY DODGE THOSE YOU BASTARD!" Of course, Waluigi did not dodge them, all of them hit. Teleporting to the now airborne Waluigi, Krillin unleashed a powerful Kamehameha, one that complely destroyed Waluigi's arms.

Flying up, Krillin charged several Destructo Discs, firing them at Waluigi, they cut him up into tiny pieces, Krillin ended his pathtic existence with a Kamehameha, destroying his remains.

KO!

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Cin: Wait, what?

Zero: Krillin had a higher DC.

Sans: No he didn-

Zero: At first he did, and we all know that when someone has a higher DC, they win automatically.

Cin: That's not how it fucking wor-

Zero: Looks like Waluigi's crotch chops didn't save him from being chopped up.

Sans: The winner is Krillin.